People are mourning the death of Newsweek with twitter meme roasting: the best Newsweek cover line that never was. Josh Green and Matt Cooper got it started with

“What Would Jesus Eat? The New Science of Biblical Diets Could Be The Secret to Weight Loss.”

and

“Jesus: Was He Gay? The New Science”

John Dickerson of Slate contributes

“The Jesus Twitter: How Social Networking Can Save Your Family (and your soul)”

These are great, but they are missing several features of a good Newsweek headline. I offer the following:

“Who Would Jesus Cyber-Bully? How Online Christianity Is Putting Our Nation’s High Schools At Risk, and How You Can Profit From It Big Time.”

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